"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."

"When we are born, we cry, that we are come
To this great stage of fools."

"No, 'tis slander,
Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue
Outvenoms all the worms of Nile, whose breath
Rides on the posting winds, and doth belie
All corners of the world."

"If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work."

I will have Shakespeare's babies.

Wine is the devil. I drank more than a pregnant teen last night.

Someone needs to abort me, stat.

So we started gaming last night in my room around 7:30. The night starts to get hazy when I went to nicks room and drank a bottle of wine with Lexi. I honestly don't remember anything after that besides throwing my guts up in the bathroom.

Good times.

OMFG ALIEN INVASION LOLOLOL

uuuuuugh i studied with kate and jeff for about 7 hours last night. Oh well, tibetan monks are gonna shake their asses tonight so I hope that goes well.

So I ordered some posters the other day to add some life to my wrist-slasher of a room. I ordered a wonderful 36 inch periodic table that's all colorful and another big poster with DNA and RNA on it. I win.

I bought some cabernet from Jeff and it's amazing.

Jeff and Nick and I just got back from the berg. We had dinner with his incredibly insane cousin and her friend. She had half a margarita and was pretty well toast.

Next weekend is tiger rally and parents weekend. Parents weekend is kinda retarded but tiger rally is probably the greatest thing in the world. Last weekend I went with Jon and Lexi and Kristen and her friends and had one of the most amazing times ever. This weekend should be even better. I will have money for more drinks. That = a good time.

I'm so pumped for drunken Mario Party that I could play leap frog with a unicorn.

Wow this has been an interesting night. I went uptown to wait for the band and the tiger rally to begin. I started pregaming on my way there so I was doing pretty good. The band got there and I was swept into the berg where I found Lexi, Kristen, and Jon. From there we went to Deja Vu which was fucking amazing as usual. I met 2 of Kristen's friends and they were fun. We must have danced for a solid 2 hours or more. We all managed to obtain drinks. Some of us had more than others! ;) These 'others' had to be carried all the way back to the dorm. :D It was fun.

After dropping everyone off and parting ways, I ran into Andy with his 2 friends, Andrew and Catherine. Catherine was a bit smashed like all of us... she was just more so. It was quite fun. I told them to come back to my room and hang out for awhile. That was entertaining. I must do this again! :D

Wet Hot American Summer... It's an amazing movie and you should watch it.

growl

So here I am. 4am. I cannot sleep at all. I go to bed at night and wake up about 2 or 3 hours into it, my head swimming with every idea and worry that I can muster. Everything right now is so crazy that I'm having trouble staying focused. Emotionally I'm a wreck and I can't seem to do much about it.

I wish I had amnesia.

bob saget...

Friday night Kristen, Kate, Nick, Jeff, and I all walked around downtown. We played circle of death in Nick's room and got pretty sloshed. Then we went to Kristen's dorm and watched the movie Rounders. I think the movie was about 5 hours long. Jeff drank about 35 oz of SoCo so he wasn't feeling too great.

Saturday night Kate and Jeff and I tried to find some dance clubs but we failed to make up our minds on which one to go to. We ended up hanging out in Nick's room, drinking, and watching videos of the tourettes guy. We watched Lucky Number Sleven. It was a good movie and many laughs were had. After the movie we walked Kate home and ran into a guy named Tyler that was extremely interested in tunnels that were supposedly under the quad that secret societies guarded.

Today is Sunday and Kate and Jeff and I hit the saunas and pool for awhile. It was quite refreshing. Plaza 900 was our next stop and we stuffed our faces. I liked it.

I am so lethargic feeling today.

Rawr.

I need a ticket to the next trip to the vacuum of space, please.

I like this poem.

Johnny was a chemist's son
but Johnny is no more.
For what Johnny thought
was H₂O was H₂SO₄.

Bleh

This weekend was a blur. So much craziness. It was fun but I sure as hell should have done some homework. I'm just struggling to keep my head above water here... welcome to college I guess!

I've been trying to do my homework for the past few hours. My head is absolutely running amok. I can't focus or concentrate on anything. I'm learning so much in all my classes and it just feels like I'm wading through a mixture of information when I sit down to study or do homework. My mind seems to always be distracted by itself. The stresses are building on all sides and I've gotta come up with a strategy fast.

PARTAYYYYY

Tonight was wonderful! Jeff and I met some of his girlfriends at the 9th st. artisan. It's a coffee shop type place that has live music. It was a good time and I met alot of cool people. Jeff chugged a 4-shot of espresso. I thought he was gonna die.

Around 10:20 I left there to go to deja vu for the tiger rally. I get there and they won't let me in cause I'm not 21. So I walk around town and give Kate some texts. She told me that the crew was at the berg. By the time I got there the band was walking down the sidewalk with about 300 other people. I found Kate and Lexi and Mike and John(?). We got to deja vu and they marked our hands with big black x's. The party inside was AWESOME. The music was great, the dj was great and it was even complete with drunken fat girls dancing on the platform thingy. I'd say that there were about 400 people in there. It was soooo very tight. Soooo very loud. I think we might have danced in there for about 45 minutes. I found Jennifer there (from biochem) and she introduced me to her friend Allie. They're pretty cool so I made a fool out of myself and danced with everyone. I'm good at being a fool! :D

Screetch from saved by the bell was there to make some encouraging comments.
"Stick it in their pooper!"
"Teabag Old Miss!"
"Bend 'em over!"
These are just some of the enlightening comments he made. Wow... what a dork.

Everyone followed the band out after they played inside the club. We walked allll the way back to lowry mall where Lexi jumped in the fountain and got us wet. Silly lady. After that we walked to their dorm and parted ways!

Blue Ball

I learned how to play racquet ball tonight. It's fucking insanity! I sucked really bad but I love to smash balls. Yes... I do.

THE NOBLE DUEL!

Fencing was cool tonight. I learned how to stand and how to move back and forth! My ass is kinda hurts as well! OH! and I got to poke a guy... Alot. It's gonna rock and I aspire to be the best here!
Justin and I are going to buy our own equipment and fence out in public. I want to be infront of brady or something and yell at him, "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, GOOD SIR!". and he would be like "I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!". Good times.

Wow, fun.

So yes, this is a new journal for myself. Maybe I will use it to record personal accounts of college life. Let's get started shall we?

Last night goes a lil something like this:
Jeff and I decide to sit outside and have a cigar. After much deliberation we choose to sit on the top of the Virginia Ave parking garage. As we ride the elevator up we hear tribal drums. It sounded as if it was coming from the uppermost tier of the garage so naturally we followed it. On the top was a group of people sitting in a small circle while one guy played a drum and another played a ukelele. We hailed them and said that we had to follow the wonderful melodies. They let us sit with them and in short time we sorta became part of the group. After some laughs and thrown bottles everyone decided to go to hitt st market and get some foods. All 10 or so of us crammed into one little table outside and talked about the week's nightly activities and such. At around 12:30 most of them decided to go to sleep. Jeff and I walked back to the dorm. He got a phone call saying that there were guys at Wolpers singing songs with 'King Tut hats' on. We got there as fast as we could but they dispersed when we got there. We tracked them to the 3rd floor and visited their dorm. I guess that every wednesday night at 11 a bunch of guys sing really loud songs outside. Silly songs, I might add. It was a good time.

We are so pumped because the people we met first invited to dance parties at their dorms.
oh hell yes